Betcha my broom gets more action than yours!

One day I'm going to invent a high chair with some sort of built-in vacuum that catches everything your child throws down from his tray. This includes the classic Cheerio, some petrified bananas, hunks of graham cracker that you use to keep him occupied for 30 seconds while you throw together prepare a nutritious meal for your other child, and a magnetized pink letter.

This of course is only hypothetically speaking... I would never feed my child graham crackers for breakfast. A pink letter perhaps, but never a cracker.